Posted by
RME KRNL on Monday, August 11, 2008 2:50:47 PM
When I've seen Senator Barack Obama on TV shows where he's been prevailed upon (or had it prearranged) to demonstrate his dancing style, it seems to be a pretty smooth combination of club freestyle and the Hustle. He handles it with good humor and some degree of "coolness," which I guess is the point of a presidential candidate even doing such a thing on national television -- "Hey, he's one of us. Look at him dance. Ain't that cool?"
However, his real dance, as he hopefully hustles himself toward the White House, reminds me more of that old song, Do the Hokey Pokey. For any not old enough to remember, here are the opening lyrics:
Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around.
Now put your right foot in,
Your right foot out,
Right foot in,
And shake it all about.
And then you do the Hokey Pokey,
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
Part of the fun of doing the Hokey Pokey was that the lyrics went on to describe various other body parts which you had to pay attention to put in, take out, shake all about, then turn yourself around, while trying to do it in synch with the music and the words. I'm sure the Hokey Pokey is no longer considered a "cool" song, if it ever was, but the fun of it was just trying to keep up with what to do next and laughing at yourself and others as awkward mistakes were made.
Well, despite his relatively smooth TV dancing combo of freestyle and the Hustle, Obama's political dance is the Hokey Pokey. During the overly protracted Democratic primary season, he danced to the left. He danced hard to the left. He danced to the left all the time. It was left hand in, left arm in, left foot in, and left leg in. Left, left, left. He won that dance competition, and that won him the nomination.
However, now in the general election campaign, he's definitely dancing more to the right. In fact, he's dancing to the right so fast and on so many issues that it's hard to keep up with what his next "dance" move may be. Will he dance to the left, or will he dance to the right? And if he danced hard to the left before and is now dancing hard to the right, which way will he dance if he dances his way into the White House? He's definitely "turning himself around" and "that's what it's all about."
Now, politicians dance around things all the time. They dance around answering pointed questions. They dance around on positions they hold or on votes they've cast. They do the equivalent of pirouettes and glissades -- some more gracefully than others -- to dance away from whatever they don't want to talk about, be held accountable for, or take action on. Some of them even contort themselves like Chinese acrobats, which is entertaining to watch but is not really even dancing at all.
As the presidential campaign progresses, Obama increasingly reveals himself to be not as much the new "hope" and "change" and "yes, we can" candidate, much less the new "messiah" or the next JFK, but more and more as just another politician. As Jeremiah Wright, his own former preacher, mentor and father figure of over 20 years, said of Obama: "He's a politician. He'll do what he has to do."
In some respects, Obama reminds me of the smooth club "playa" who asks the pretty girl to dance. She hesitates, sensing that he's just a player. He encourages her by saying, "C'mon, it's just dancing." Well, no, it often is not "just dancing." A player's ulterior motive is often to have it lead to other things -- unforeseen, unanticipated, maybe even harmful things. Sometimes the pretty girl is better off refusing to dance a particular dance with a particular guy. If she wouldn't accept his invitation to the prom, maybe she shouldn't dance with him at the club, either.
Although a lot of dancing around occurs during any given political campaign, our presidential election process itself is no dance, much less any place for shadow dancers. It is serious business. And in a time of war, it may be deadly serious business.
Noting Jeremiah Wright's blunt statement and continuing the dance analogy, we had better ask ourselves: What kind of dance is Obama doing now and why? More importantly, if he dances his way into the White House and not only continues to dance but also becomes the leader of the band, what tune will he have for all of us to dance to?
Obama is already going to the prom -- his party's national convention -- but we don't have to accept his invitation to go with him, much less dance with him after we get there. If he hustles his way into the White House, perhaps hustling us along the way, many of us may just suddenly discover that he and we are out of step with each other -- and that doesn't lead to good dancing, especially not for a four-year-long dancing marathon.
And it won't be as much fun as the Hokey Pokey, either.