Posted by
RME KRNL on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 7:52:34 PM
The Canada Free Press reports (well, you don't think it was any U.S. lamestream media outlet, do you?) that our new First Lady evidently requires lots and lots of help: specifically 22 assistants, in addition to makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe. (Well, of COURSE they did! You can't have the First Lady looking un-made-up and un-coiffed, even on trips it was unnecessary for her to take, now can you? Of COURSE not!) And all that all this extra "help" for the First Lady costs us is $1,626,700 per year. That's over $1.6 million per year that's all paid by our tax money, folks.
I guess one could say that at least she doesn't (yet) have as many "assistants" as her equally spendthrift husband -- our Dear Leader -- has "czars" (last count on that was somewhere upwards of 33, or 34, or 35). And since we don't know exactly how many of them there are, much less how big each of their staffs are, we also don't know how much they are all costing us. We just know that, although other presidents have also had "czars" and other assistants, none has ever had as many of either as our current one, The One. (So, don't try to tell me that Chicago-style cronyism doesn't pay, either, in both Barack's and also apparently Michelle's playbook.)
But, one does have to wonder why Michelle O. needs so much help, so many assistants, all at taxpayer expense, when Jackie Kennedy had ONE, Hillary Clinton had THREE and Laura Bush had ONE.
"In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much." "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service." Michelle Obama
Gee, Michelle, are you referring to when you left the big law firm and began your "public service" by taking a big Chicago hospital PR job created for you after your husband became a State senator and that hospital received some State funding and which, I'm sure only by sheer coincidence, also raised your salary to $350,000 a year? THAT kind of "public service"? THAT kind of "sacrifice"? Wow, what a gal!
Of course, Michelle Obama does not get paid anything to serve as the First Lady. She just gets to live in a fully wait-staffed mansion, with free room and board, personal chef service, free transportation of any type she needs, any time she needs it, plus have designer this and designer that offered to her to wear all the time, and, of course, she doesn't have any official duties to perform, any more than did any of her predecessors. It's obviously a rough life, to be sure, but, as they say, somebody has to do it.
And all this hasn't stopped "Michelle, ma belle" from hiring an unprecedented number of "staffers" to cater to her every request, all in the midst of our "Great Recession" when regular Americans are losing their jobs and in some cases their homes. And when the president and his first lady both might give some thought to setting a good example, showing some understanding and personal restraint, and practicing some frugality like many of their fellow Americans are having to do, instead of living like a king and queen and spending taxpayer money like it was going out of style (which, in fact, it is, as there is less and less of it, and more and more debt.)
Just think about the fact that Mary Lincoln was publicly criticized for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War, and Mamie Eisenhower had to pay the salary for her own personal secretary. Of course, Lincoln and Eisenhower were both Republicans, so that probably made the difference.
Herewith, according to Canada Free Press, the names and numbers pertaining to Michelle O's big band of "helpers," to include some you may not be able to tell from their job description exactly what their "job" really is, with occasional parenthetical comments by your not-so-humble and sometimes snide and sarcastic but seldom snarky "opinionator":
1. $172,200 - Sher, Susan - Chief of Staff
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. - Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. - Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. - Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady
5. $90,000 - Winter, Melissa E. - Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady
6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. - Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady
(Okay, doesn't that make two Deputy Chiefs of Staff to the First Lady? Or at least one-and-a-half -- half of # 5 and all of # 6? And which Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady, each receiving $90,000 per year, is the real one?)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. - Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. - Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper - Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. - Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary
11. $65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. - Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary
(Okay, so there's already a White House Social Secretary (see # 3 above), who supposedly reports to the First Lady, as well as a Deputy Associate Director, Social Office (see # 18 below), AND a Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary (see # 20 below). So, with #'s 10 and 11, there is either a misprint, a typo of some kind, or there really are ALSO two, full-time Deputy Directors and Deputy Social Secretaries, each paid the same amount of $65,000, for a combined total of $130,000 per year, for the same job, and who also work for the First Lady. Hmmm, I think I know where we can save $65,000 per year right away. Which one of you two Deputy Directors and Deputy Social Secretaries wants to go? Toss a coin and call heads or tails.)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. - Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. - Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady
14. $90,000 - Lewis, Dana M. - Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady
(No telling what poor Dana Lewis, with a job title as vague as that, has to do to earn her $90,000 of taxpayer money a year. Whatever, whenever, I would guess. Poor woman probably seldom even sleeps.)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. - Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary to the First Lady
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. - Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady
(Wait a minute. You've already got: (a) a Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady at $75,000 per year, (b) a Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator for the First Lady at $62,000 per year, (c) a Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady at $60,000 per year, and (d) a Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide to the First Lady at $50,000 per year. That's four people, at a total cost of $247,000 per year, all focused on the advancing, scheduling, event coordinating and aiding of the First Lady's travel. Just how much does Michelle need to travel, especially separate from her husband, whose travel is planned down to a gnat's eyelash and always includes everything and everyone traveling with him, as well? And, by the way, isn't the Secret Service -- you know, those guys and gals already on the taxpayers' payroll to protect and travel with the president and his family members -- already responsible for most of the advance work, scheduling and trip coordination for any and all presidential and/or family member forays, foreign and domestic, anyway? So, why are we paying an "extra" almost a quarter of a million dollars in taxpayer money for all these people to do that just for the First Lady? Hello? Anyone?)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. - Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady
18. $45,000 - Tubman, Samantha - Deputy Associate Director, Social Office
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. - Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady
(So, there's a Chief of Staff to the First Lady, at least one-and-a-half but maybe two Deputy Chiefs of Staff to the First Lady, AND now we find out there's ALSO an Executive Assistant to the Chief of Staff to the First Lady? It makes one wonder, with all these "other assistant" folks doing all that they supposedly do to earn their taxpayer salaries, just how much "chief of staffing" does there need to be? I guess the more "others" you have to keep up with, though, the more "chief of staffing" you need to do, huh?)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. - Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary
21. $40,000 - Bookey, Natalie - Staff Assistant
22. $40,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. - Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady
(Okay, there's: (a) a Director of Communications for the First Lady, (b) a Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady, (c) an Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary to the First Lady, (d) an Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady and (e) a Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady. First, isn't all this -- press, correspondence, etc. -- just all "communications" of one type or another? So, why can't you have a Director of Communications, with one Deputy Director for Press and one for Correspondence and just be done with it? Second, I know the First Lady sometimes has to make public appearances and say a few words and I can imagine that a lot of people write to the First Lady on a range of topics which they think she can better address than her husband, the president, can. But, please, five different people, each with important-sounding titles and hefty salaries, in addition to however many minions work for each of them, all to help the First Lady "communicate"? Especially when she's already supposed to be such an intelligent and articulate Ivy League educated and Harvard Law School graduated woman? And especially when, as First Lady, she's not supposed to ever say anything important about policy, or much of anything else, anyway? Oh, by the way, and not to cause any trouble, mind you -- and certainly not to encourage any MORE Michelle "helpers" -- but on the other hand and just for the sake of contrariness, how can you have an Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady and a Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady without first having a Director of Correspondence for the First Lady? Just wondering. Sorry, but my mind just works that way sometimes.)
Well, aside from now almost mind-numbingly wondering when it's proper to use "for the First Lady" or "to the First Lady" in some of these numerous job titles (as well as wondering if # 21, poor Natalie Bookey, as the $40,000-a-year, just plain "Staff Assistant" who doesn't seem to "belong to anybody," therefore is picked on and "belongs to everybody" -- "Hey, YOU!"), I think it is still safe to say that never has there been anyone in the White House with such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life and communicability.
At least Obama's happy band of 30-plus-something "czars" -- and communists, and socialists, and Marxists, and fascists, and statists, and liberal academics, and left-wing theoreticians and radical nutjobs (a large percentage of whom have never worked to earn a living in the private sector, like most Americans, at all) -- are supposed to be earning their taxpayer salaries helping Obama get some actual work done -- that is, when he's not off on another "American apology tour" trip somewhere or preening and posturing in front of the TV cameras again.
Ah, 'tis good to be king. And, evidently, from what I've written here about Michelle O., to be queen as well.